What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.