Punchline Jokes

  • What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

    I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

  • Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?


  • Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

    A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

  • What is the deadliest bear?

    Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

  • What did the set-up say to the punchline?

    You're nothing but a joke.

  • Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

    I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

  • What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

    This is no joke.

  • What do you get when you click to see the punchline?


  • Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

    Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

  • What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

    To get to the other side.

  • Why did EA cross the road?

    The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

  • Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

    Because the punchline is apparent.

  • What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

    Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

  • Why are some jokes so funny?

    Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

  • What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

    The punchline

  • How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

    You skip the punchline.

  • What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

    The punchline.

  • What do you call a row of boxers?

    A punchline.

  • What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?


  • Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

    Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

  • What does a Redditor do at prom?

    He looks for the punchline

  • How about a game?

    You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

  • How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

    Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

  • What makes a juice joke so funny?

    The punchline

  • Whats worst than a super long joke?

    A short one with no punchline

  • How can you tell when a German is joking?

    Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

  • What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

    Sometimes I get the punchline :(

  • Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

    The punchline was too long

  • What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

    You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

  • Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

    The punchlines are too long.

  • How many didn't?

    Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

  • What do you call a queue of boxers?

    A punchline.

  • How does a one liner hurt its readers?

    With its punchline

  • What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

    The punchline

  • Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

    It didn't register.

  • Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

    The punchline is too long.

  • What about the weasel?

    That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

  • Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

    The punchline is too long.

  • Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

    zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

  • What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

    A Bobbitt

  • What is a dad joke?

    Punchlines that got married and settled down.

  • How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

    I'll post the punchline later.

  • What is the most essential part of any joke?

    The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

  • Whats a Joke with no Punchline?


  • What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

    A punchline

  • Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

    The punchlines are too long.

  • What's a boxers favorite joke?


  • Which punchline do you like better?

    What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

  • When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

    In the punchlines.

  • Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

    The punchlines were too long.

  • Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

    The punchline is too long.

  • What would be Jeopardy?

    If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

  • What do you call a joke with no punchline?


  • How about a dirty one as well?

    Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

  • What do you call a boxing on a slackline?


  • What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

    There's no punchline.

  • What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

    The punchline.

  • Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

    They always bomb the punchline!

  • What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

    The punchline

  • The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

    Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

  • Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

    The punchline is too long.

  • What is a pirate's favorite drink?

    The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

  • How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

    If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

  • What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

    There's no punchline for this joke.