Punchline Jokes
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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?
I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!
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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
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What is the deadliest bear?
Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.
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What did the set-up say to the punchline?
You're nothing but a joke.
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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?
This is no joke.
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What do you get when you click to see the punchline?
DEEZ NUTS
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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?
To get to the other side.
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Why did EA cross the road?
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?
Because the punchline is apparent.
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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
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Why are some jokes so funny?
Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline
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What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?
The punchline
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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?
You skip the punchline.
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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?
The punchline.
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What do you call a row of boxers?
A punchline.
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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?
Punchline
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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
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What does a Redditor do at prom?
He looks for the punchline
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How about a game?
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
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What makes a juice joke so funny?
The punchline
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Whats worst than a super long joke?
A short one with no punchline
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How can you tell when a German is joking?
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?
Sometimes I get the punchline :(
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Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?
The punchline was too long
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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
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Why are there no joke about Jonestown?
The punchlines are too long.
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How many didn't?
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
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What do you call a queue of boxers?
A punchline.
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How does a one liner hurt its readers?
With its punchline
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What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?
The punchline
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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?
It didn't register.
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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?
The punchline is too long.
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What about the weasel?
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?
The punchline is too long.
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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
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What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?
A Bobbitt
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What is a dad joke?
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?
I'll post the punchline later.
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What is the most essential part of any joke?
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?
Life
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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?
A punchline
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Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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What's a boxers favorite joke?
Punchline.
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Which punchline do you like better?
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?
In the punchlines.
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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?
The punchlines were too long.
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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?
The punchline is too long.
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What would be Jeopardy?
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
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What do you call a joke with no punchline?
Ba-dum-tss
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How about a dirty one as well?
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
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What do you call a boxing on a slackline?
Punchline.
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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?
There's no punchline.
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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?
The punchline.
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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?
They always bomb the punchline!
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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?
The punchline
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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?
The punchline is too long.
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What is a pirate's favorite drink?
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?
There's no punchline for this joke.