Punchline Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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What is the best joke you have heard?

Any best joke

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes?

Because jokes are the white man's burden."

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline