Punchline
He liked Ice Cream before it was cool
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
