What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting