What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.