What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.