What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.