What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do you call a canadian enchilada?

A centimeter-alada

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!