What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Shelfie Jokes More Shelfie Jokes

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.