What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.