What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half