What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid