What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.