What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white