What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.