Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Nothing, you've already told her.
Aye Matey!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
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