How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".