What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!