What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!