What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.