What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.