What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella