Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Mad props...
He wanted to harm monica.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
Please! I in cyst!
Because he was dying to do so.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
