What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor