What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.