What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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A puff-adder

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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You rub them the wrong way

Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Poisonous Snake Jokes More Poisonous Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !