What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.