What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it