What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.