What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.