What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

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Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.