What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.