What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"