One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!
One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Steal a chicken
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Because he is 2 square.
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
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In the Piggy bank
They both like to pork.