What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.