What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.