What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"