I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
He became a vegetarian.
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
hush puppies
