Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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Two large planes

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They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.