What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.