Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
God supports everything.
Heh, disguised toast.