What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.