What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.