Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.