Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice