Whats the difference between a chicken ...

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"