How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.