Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere