When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.