How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest